a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
All I want is education, and I am afraid of no one.
Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
That bat looks hella pleased though
Whoops missed yesterday. But I got to hang out with this goofy bunch.
THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY
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